😂
Running into your ex at the mall like
how do u even kno how to kiss wtf is there some secret class
yeah, it’s full right now but i could tutor you
Smooth as fuck
girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
The tallest person on Earth has been the same height as every person on Earth.
are you fucking kidding me
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
treacherousgnome